Dos Equis Man Meme Generator

Dos Equis Man is Jonathan Goldsmith as the suave, bearded Most Interesting Man in the World from the Dos Equis beer ads. The captions use his line's shape: "I don't always X, but when I do, I Y." It's the meme for confessing habits with legendary confidence.

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• I don't always get drunk and pee my pants / But when i do, i make sure everyone at bu knows
• i dont always understand sarcasm / .
• I don't always See stephen get angry / but when I do, It usually involves lizard man
• i don't always walk around the student union. / but when I do, i stare at the wowed girls while they're having a meeting.
• I don't Always Make the Bed / But When I do, I use two Comforters
• I don't alwayS get called nigga / But when I do, it's by a white girl
• I don't usually get text messages / But when I do, they're from the service provider
• I don't always delete comments / but when I do, they're Mike gray's strong opinions
• I don't always take an afternoon nap / But when I do, I wake up sweaty as hell
• I dont always jerk off... / but when i do,its to my own ass hole in front of a mirror.
• SCPA DOESN'T ALWAYS PRODUCE "CATS" / bUT WHEN IT DOES, DR. RUDNICK WORKS HIS KEISTER OFF
• I dont always play call of duty high, / but when i do, animalè
• I don't always rehearse my music / but when I do, it's always in first service
• I dont always talk alot / but when i do, i never shutup
• I don't always visit chatroulette / But when I do, I counteract the volume of penises by focusing my camera on a sign with inspirational text written on it.
• I Don't do drugs or drink / i take them! ...but only on wednesdays after I get my check
• I don't always attend benefit concerts/dinners / But when I do, I attend Malu BoY Kabalis Foundation
• I don't always take the elevator in north hall / but when i do, i take the left one.
• I dont always call into work / but when i do its from a jail cell
• I don't always play my instrument like a boss. / but when I do, it's in a practice room where no one can hear me.