I dont always jerk off... / but when i do,its to my own ass hole in front of a mirror.
A Dos Equis Man post.
Dos Equis Man is Jonathan Goldsmith as the suave, bearded Most Interesting Man in the World from the Dos Equis beer ads. The captions use his line's shape: "I don't always X, but when I do, I Y." It's the meme for confessing habits with legendary confidence.