what if meme Meme Generator
2am, wide awake, and you wonder what if the "seen" tick on a message is just the phone being polite. Nobody has ever read it. You are now arguing with a phone you control.
Mid-shower, you decide the left sock that always vanishes in the wash is in a better place. Probably a flat with good light and a washing machine that respects it. You buy more socks anyway.
Someone says "the cloud" in a meeting and you picture a warehouse with a man in it. What if the man is tired? What if it's all one man? The slides move on without you.
The self-checkout says "unexpected item in the bagging area" and you freeze. What if you are the unexpected item? A member of staff walks over, taps the screen, and walks off. Nothing is explained.
Why it caught on: the picture shows a shaggy-haired young man looking startled, with his mouth slightly open, as if the thought has only just arrived. It was captioned with a "what if" question, then a second line that spun it into a conspiracy theory, and the format spread because anyone can write one. People used it for tech paranoia, politics and religion, as well as stoned-sounding shower thoughts about Pokémon and the Matrix, and the half-formed theory landing in the second line is the whole joke.
Best what if meme posts
- what if when you yawn / a ghost is putting his penis in your mouth
- What if Fox news was owned by liberals / with the intent to deface the republicans?
- what if the cia created the facebook / to collect our personal information
- What if gay People are all part of gods plan / to test how well Christians "love thy neighbor"?
- WHAT if ash uses his pokeball to store drugs / and the pokemon are his hallucinations?
- what if this is the matrix / and government shutdown is a reboot?
- what if / our whole life is a dream, and when we die, we wake up
- What if an astronaut went to the moon / But was a werewolf
- What if the microwave spins the food / just to entertain us while we wait for it to cook
- WHat if the mayans were not predictig the end of the world / But the end of twinkies
- WHAT if the government doesn't want to make marijuana legal / because it would put cops and doctors out of jobs
- What if / the stairway to heaven was build to keep handicapped people out
- what if spongebob / was the longest commercial for a shamwow sponge
- WHat if North Korea Is teamed Up with South Korea / And sent Psy to distract us well North Korea gets ready to nuke us
- WHAT IF JAYCE / IS REALLY TARIC AND EZREAL'S SON
- What if water is poison / that kills you after 60-100 years
- WHAT IF / THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS A WEEPING ANGEL
- What if i was drunk last night / but i just can't remember it
- What if Justin bieber is a boy / and just sings like a girl?
- What if god is the bad guy? / and he is DECEIVING us in the exact way he says satan will