Tard the Grumpy Cat Meme Generator
Your phone buzzes with a cheerful reminder that it's your birthday. You smile politely at the card, the cake and the singing. Then you go home early and tell nobody.
A colleague asks if you're "excited for the weekend". You say you are. You are not. The weekend is just the same dread with the shops shut.
On 14 February, everyone posts a couple's photo and a caption about love. You stay in, eat the cheese straight from the block, and feel quietly confirmed in your views.
Someone says "cheer up, it might never happen". You look at them for a long moment. It has been happening for years, and you'd rather it not be a conversation.
Why it caught on: the picture is Tardar Sauce, a cat from Arizona whose permanently unimpressed face, caused by feline dwarfism and an underbite, was posted to Reddit in September 2012 by her owner's brother. She was named Grumpy Cat, and the captions turned her scowl into a voice for anyone who'd rather not be cheerful, earning her books, a film and a merchandise empire.
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Best Tard the Grumpy Cat posts
- Happy birth-- / no
- I wish Ray Lewis / would kill me
- asteroid 2012 DA14 will not hit the earth / damn!
- i heard mozza's song today / it was awful
- You Want to send me fan Mail? / Send it to [email protected]
- dr who and the tard is not happy
- I hate you / Less than I hate eveveryone else
- A little bird told me it was your birthday / I ate him
- People think I'm insane / Because I am frowning all the time
- life is a box of chocolates / i hate chocolates
- Skittles / taste the rain... no
- I said / No..
- i sit on your wife's lap / while you're at work
- happy birthday / you are one day closer to death
- Rejected
- will you please... / scratch my ass?
- hipster sunglasses + instagram / No
- MY NEW YEAR's RESOLUTION? / HATE EVERYTHING MORE
- Happy birthday holly / i left your present in the litter tray
- Happy fucking birthday