Spongebob Rage Meme Generator
Your sister asks if you've seen her charger. You say no, calmly, three times. On the fourth, you are standing on the landing in a towel, shouting that nobody in this house has ever once put anything back.
The takeaway order arrives with the wrong side dish. Not a disaster, but you've been looking forward to those onion rings since two o'clock, and now you're on the phone, raising your voice at a man called Dev who is only the messenger.
Someone replies-all to a thread of 200 people with "please remove me from this list". Then someone replies-all to say "please stop replying all". By the fourth one, you are typing in capitals and have to be talked down by your own deputy.
You open a cinnamon roll from the bakery section that cost £3.50. It's dry, the icing is a thin film of sugar, and it has the structure of a roof tile. You stand at the counter, holding it, in a mood.
Why it caught on: the picture is SpongeBob SquarePants, the yellow sea sponge from Nickelodeon's cartoon, caught mid-shout with a furious face and a raised fist. People captioned it with orders barked at someone else, such as "you will vote up this" or "you are going to read this meme". It spread because the shouting is so total and so out of proportion that it fits any small grievance, and the format of an absurd command in capitals is easy to copy.
Best Spongebob Rage posts
- you will vote up this / and you are going to do it now!
- i said / swallow it!!!
- TAYLOR SWIFT! / STOP DATING RANDOM GUYS SO YOU CAN WRITE EVEN MORE HIT SINGLES
- NO ADELE! / WE COULD NOT HAVE HAD IT ALL!
- When life gives you lemons / Return them and buy a freaking apple!
- you call this burnt peace of bread with frosting a cinnamon roll? / take this shit back
- Gary! You are gonna read this meme! / And you are gonna like it!
- THIS IS / NOT PATRICK
- REBECCA BLACK! / GET OUT OF THE STUDIO AND STOP BEFORE YOU RUIN EVERY OTHER DAY OF THE WEEK
- you call that a blowjob / get back on your knees
- Bitch / You are going to suck this dick and you are going to like it
- I DARE YOU IDIOTS / TO FUCK ME AGAIN!
- you're gonna take it rough!!! / and you're gonna take it dry!!!
- BITCH / BEND OVER TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS
- omgggg.... stopp it / take your dick out of my mouth
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? / I don't know, I have directv
- i told you to not look at me! / now look away!!!
- PB!! / YOU WILL SIT NEXT TO MARCELINE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!
- bitch!!! / make me a sandwich
- you are gonna sit your ass down / and listen to me talk about my day