mean girls Meme Generator
Your colleague has been pushing the new project management tool for six weeks. There are mandatory training sessions and a launch email with confetti in it. Everyone still uses the shared spreadsheet, and it is going to stay that way.
A friend keeps suggesting a "quick pint" with the group from that one holiday. You've seen the group chat. It is a hundred and forty unread messages and one photo of a sandwich. It's not going to happen.
Your mate announces he's finally starting a podcast, with a microphone he bought in March and a name he has changed four times. Episode one is a recording of him saying "so, yeah" to a laptop. There will not be an episode two.
Your flatmate's plan to do the washing up "first thing" has been running since Tuesday. The pan has now grown its own ecosystem. First thing is not going to happen.
Why it caught on: the picture is a still of Regina George, played by Rachel McAdams, from the 2004 film *Mean Girls*. In the scene, she tells Gretchen to stop trying to make "fetch" happen because "it's not going to happen". The line was lifted as a template for any hopeless trend, product or plan, from Google+ to office software, and it spread because everyone knows something that is never going to catch on.
Best mean girls posts
- Stop Trying to make google+ happen / Its Not going to happen
- stop pushing my head down / it's not going to happen
- isis, stop trying to make a caliphate happen / it's never going to happen
- you can read Greek? / Yeah, everyone in the Orthodox Church can read Greek
- Stop trying to make fat acceptance happen / It's not going to happen
- BLM / Blondes lives matter!
- stop this blm thing / it's never going to happen
- Stop trying to make me click on your links / It's not going to happen
- So you agree? / Redistributing the wealth from the rich to the poor is the answer.
- Stop trying to make Christmas happen! / It's still November!!!
- stop trying to make 'baby north is cute' happen / it's not going to happen
- Stop trying to make indoor sports happen / It's not going to happen
- Stop trying to make me come / it's not going to happen
- Stop trying to make puppymonkeybaby happen / it's not going to happen
- "did it hirt when you fell from heven?" / "no but i scraped a knee crawling out of hell."
- If you believe "my body, my choice" then why did you support mandates? / Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're hypocrites!
- isn't that a / childs game
- Stop trying to make us responsible / its not going to happen
- friends don't let friends / use virtual box
- Stop trying to make U/B Ice Age a thing / It's not going to happen