Bender IMHO Meme Generator
Your phone is on 4%, the charger is in the other room, and the group chat has decided on a "quick" night out. You smile, nod, and quietly start planning an entirely separate evening that you'll run yourself.
The company announces a new internal tool. It has a login you can't get past, a tutorial you can't finish and a feedback form that needs the login. You consider building your own, with blackjack and hookers.
Someone asks if the dinner is formal. Nobody knows. You go in a shirt and tie, and it turns out to be burgers in a car park. You eat the burger like it's a state banquet.
The thread has 400 comments, all of them arguing about the wrong thing, and the original question is still unanswered. You type a long, careful reply. Then you delete it and post one line.
Why it caught on: the picture is Bender, the foul-mouthed robot from the animated series Futurama, in a fur coat, holding a small bottle with a stern look. His line about leaving to build his own casino with blackjack and hookers became the standard way to storm out of any situation, and people stuck their own project onto it: a phone, an internet, a school, a file-sharing site. The same sentence also got translated into Spanish with "juegos de azar y mujerzuelas", and the "IMHO" captions turned the stern stare into a way of delivering a verdict nobody asked for.
Best Bender IMHO posts
- I'm gonna build my own iphone / with black jack and hookers
- yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own internet / with blackjack and hookers
- asked if event was formal and it isnt / went formal anyway
- In My holy Opinion / This thread sucks
- U ever Gonna do it again and i'll give you a high five.. / ..in the face...with a chair..
- Rejected from UCLA, eh? Well, I'll just create my own university / with blackjack... and hookers... I'll call it USC, and we'll use a condom brand as our mascot
- Fine, Ill make my own meme / with black jack!... and hookers!
- Fine, I don't want to be in your crummy meeting / I'll make my own meeting, with hookers and blackjack
- I'm gonna start my own relationship / with blackjack and hookers
- IMHO / dumb bitches like dumb things
- Disregard women / acquire anything else you can
- Ill go make my own Action Adventure game / WITH BLACK JACK AND HOOKERS
- I'll graduate from this university with blackjack and hookers / Forget the degree
- forget 4chan and reddit / ill make my own funny site with black jack and hookers
- i'll make my own internet / with blackjack and hookers
- this bar of soap / is lookin' good
- nobody waches futurama? / Who's got du meems?
- we'll make our own vidcon / with blackjack and hookers
- It won't be a happy birthday / without blackjack and hookers
- WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN MARS ROVER / WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS!