Alpha Boyfriend Meme Generator
You make a perfectly reasonable request, such as turning the heating down by one degree, and the reply is a speech about respect, freedom and what kind of household this is. It is a radiator.
Someone makes you a sandwich. It is the wrong filling. You say so, gently, with a thank-you on either side, and are somehow now the villain of the evening and the one doing the washing-up.
A friend says they need a bit of time to themselves. Another friend hears this as a declaration of war and replies with the full force of a group chat. Eleven messages in, nobody remembers what the original plan was.
You tell the truth once, softly, about something small, like a haircut or a seat at the cinema. The answer is so out of proportion that you check the room for the camera.
Why it caught on: the picture is a two-panel watercolour-style comic: a dark-haired woman smiles, one hand on a man's shoulder, and in the second panel he reacts. People filled the top with something tender or trivial and the bottom with an absurdly aggressive reply. It spread because the format is easy to reuse and the stereotype behind it is plain: the self-styled "alpha" man who meets affection with threats and bluster.
Best Alpha Boyfriend posts
- it's ok to cry / you calling me a fag?
- id take a bullet for you / start with my fist!
- I made you a turkey sandwich / i wanted ham!
- I NEED TIME FOR MYSELF / OKAY, I'LL PUT YOU IN A COMA
- someone said i look like rihanna. Do i? / now you do
- I was just listening to justin beiber an- / ...
- YOUR ACCENT SOUNDS IRISH...DO YOU HAVE FAMILY THERE? / TAKE A F**KING GUESS
- whats your favorite thing about me? / it used to be that you speak only when spoken to!
- honey do you want-- / call me "your highness"!
- i need money for a facelift / not anymore
- can i get breast implants? / no, how about a nose job instead!
- I WANT TO BE JUST FRIENDS / FRIENDS THIS!
- Is that a threat? / no bitch, its a promise
- I'm into fisting / Good, start with this
- Babe the ending to "what's love got to do with it was great, wasn't it? / ike turner is my hero!
- We need to talk... / Shut up and go make me a sandwitch, bitch!
- baby lets do something naughty ;) / step aside i can't see the tv
- you have such broad shoulders / you're a broad!
- I THINK ITS TIME TO GET TO PHYSICALLY KNOW EACH OTHER / FINE BY ME
- Do you like the sandwich I made you? / You forgot the fucking mayonnaise!