YOU HAVE FREE CHOICE / IF YOU PICK WRONG CHOICE YOU SUFFER IN HELL
A God post.
Your teacher bans talking during the test, then spends the whole test talking on the phone to the office about a parking space. The manager who brought everyone back to the office five days a week does his Fridays from a holiday cottage with a "patchy connection". You come downstairs on a Saturday morning and look down at the kitchen your children have destroyed in twenty minutes. Idiots, everywhere. You made them. There's nobody else to blame. You set up the family group chat with one rule: no forwarded chain messages. Within a week your uncle has sent a picture of a rose, a warning about microwaves and a prayer you must share with ten people. **Why it caught on:** the face of God from Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel ceiling, cut out and given the voice of a fed up landlord, works for believers and sceptics alike, which is the most united the internet has ever been on the subject.