God Meme Generator
Your teacher bans talking during the test, then spends the whole test talking on the phone to the office about a parking space.
The manager who brought everyone back to the office five days a week does his Fridays from a holiday cottage with a "patchy connection".
You come downstairs on a Saturday morning and look down at the kitchen your children have destroyed in twenty minutes. Idiots, everywhere. You made them. There's nobody else to blame.
You set up the family group chat with one rule: no forwarded chain messages. Within a week your uncle has sent a picture of a rose, a warning about microwaves and a prayer you must share with ten people.
Why it caught on: the face of God from Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel ceiling, cut out and given the voice of a fed up landlord, works for believers and sceptics alike, which is the most united the internet has ever been on the subject.
Best God posts
- Thou shalt not kill / kills everyone
- Need a / better world
- idiots / everywhere
- people complain that i let children starve / while they eat pizza with their lazy ass at the computer
- Humans getting along / Scramble language
- jews are my chosen people / lol HOLOCAUST
- WTF?! / Remember Sodoma? Ok, wait to see.
- who is yahweh?
- mad at america for being sinful country / punish haiti
- Loves everyone equally / Women treated as property throughout bible
- DOESN'T GIVE ADAM AND EVE KNOWLEDGE OF GOOD AND EVIL BEFORE THEY EAT THE FRUIT / PUNISHES THEM ANYWAY
- I saw all the ghost. / So what?
- I love you all and give you the choice to do as you please / HOwever if you dont believe in me you'll forever burn and suffer
- Who da fack is / fucking Erdogan?
- Wants to be loved and worshipped / creates a universe where most people wind up in heLl
- I don't answer starving kids prayers / so why do you think i care about tebow and football?
- tells you to forgive everyone / can't even forgive eve for eating an apple
- I created not f*cking idiots
- who da fack is jehova?
- Suing the devil