They pronounced it jif / I pronounced it Kick off your face.
A PTSD Karate Kyle post.
Your colleague takes credit for your report in the meeting. You say nothing. For the next month you copy the director into every email he gets wrong. He took your credit. You took his Mondays. Your brother cheats at Monopoly at Christmas. You say nothing. You wait eleven months. Next Christmas, you're the banker. The car behind you beeps the instant the lights turn green. You pull away at precisely the speed limit, for nine miles, in the same lane, signalling at every turn. They called you a nerd at school. Twenty years later they ask you to fix their laptop. You fix it. You charge them double, and you take your time. **Why it caught on:** an old studio portrait of a serious young man in a red karate uniform, posed beneath a huge double exposure of his own face, spread on Facebook and Reddit as the quiet kid whose revenge is out of all proportion, and best of all as a pun.