PTSD Karate Kyle Meme Generator
Your colleague takes credit for your report in the meeting. You say nothing. For the next month you copy the director into every email he gets wrong. He took your credit. You took his Mondays.
Your brother cheats at Monopoly at Christmas. You say nothing. You wait eleven months. Next Christmas, you're the banker.
The car behind you beeps the instant the lights turn green. You pull away at precisely the speed limit, for nine miles, in the same lane, signalling at every turn.
They called you a nerd at school. Twenty years later they ask you to fix their laptop. You fix it. You charge them double, and you take your time.
Why it caught on: an old studio portrait of a serious young man in a red karate uniform, posed beneath a huge double exposure of his own face, spread on Facebook and Reddit as the quiet kid whose revenge is out of all proportion, and best of all as a pun.
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- they hacked my runescape account / i hacked them with a knife
- They Call me a nerd / i call them an ambulance
- They told me i don't have a life / we have something in common now
- They raised my debit card fees / I raised their health insurance premiums
- tHE PRINCIPAL SAID I COULDN'T WEAR MY KARATE OUTFIT AT SCHOOL / SO I WORE IT TO HIS FUNERAL
- she dumped me / i dumped her body
- They cracked my glasses / i cracked their spines
- they said they're out of beer / i said they're out of lives
- The one thing they forgot to teach me / Was how to forgive.
- they laughed at my dancing / i danced on their graves
- She broke my heart / i broke her hymen
- they ate my lunch / i ate their hearts
- SHE HACKED INTO MY FACEBOOK / I HACKED INTO HER FACE
- He gave me a wedgie / I gave him a coffin
- He "liked" my girlfriends profile picture / I "checked us in" at his funeral
- he deleted my entire skyrim progress / i deleted his existence
- they used to call me names / this uniform used to be white
- They laughed when my karate school opened / I laughed when their caskets closed
- They put my head in the toilet / I put their head in the freezer
- They wrote on my textbooks / I wrote on their tombstones