Unhelpful High School Teacher Meme Generator
The study guide covers chapters one to four. The exam is entirely chapter five, which she says "we touched on". Nobody touched on it. Nobody even saw it.
Your manager says his door is always open. It is. He's never behind it.
Your driving instructor says "just do what feels natural". You do what feels natural. He slams on his own brake and writes something down.
The help page answers "How do I contact you?" with a link to the help page.
Why it caught on: a Corbis stock photo called "Teacher Pointing at Map of World" became Reddit's teacher who looks helpful and isn't, and everyone had one, and still remembers the study guide that had nothing to do with the exam.
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Best Unhelpful High School Teacher posts
- Doesn't allow wikipedia sources / but, uses 30 year old text books
- The bell doesn't dismiss you / I do.
- assigns 10 page paper / complains about having to grade them
- Stop packing up / there is still 2 minutes left
- Requires 3 Ring Binder / Hole punches Nothing
- "Always bring your textbook to class" / end up using it twice
- class is talking / "i can wait."
- "don't talk about stuff unless theY're class related." / constantly goes off-topic when teaching
- HATES KIDS / becomes teacher
- SAYS STUDENTS ARE WASTING TIME / GIVES 15-20MIN LECTURE about wasting time
- gives you study guide before exam / nothing on exam related to study guide
- "CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM?" / SHOULD HAVE GONE DURING LUNCH
- can't find Your test / Fails you
- Asks for volunteer / always picks the same student
- "write neatly. If I can't read it, it's wrong!" / own Handwriting is indecipherable chicken scratch
- "I don't always give homework, but when i..." / always does give homework
- Student corrects her / "well this is the way I do it"
- gives list of needed supplies / half of them never get used
- Don't leave / there is still 26 secs left of your class
- "No cell phones" / Calls husband