Sims Meme Generator
You were nine. You removed the ladder from the pool. You watched. You never told anyone. To this day your mum thinks you were a sweet child.
Your flatmate burns the toast, then stands under the beeping smoke alarm waving a tea towel and shouting for ten minutes, two steps from the window, exactly like a Sim.
You've done the same job for six years. Someone in another team reads one book, goes on a three day course and is promoted twice by Thursday.
Hunger: red. Bladder: red. Social: red. You look up from the screen and realise it's 3 in the morning, and your own bars are in much the same state.
Why it caught on: the green Plumbob above every character in Maxis' The Sims glows calmly while its tiny people fail at being people, and anyone who has played has watched one die of something stupid, sometimes on purpose.
Best Sims posts
- Will you marry me? / nope, too tired
- house on fire / running obstructed by lamp
- Play with toy Horse / Make car noises
- reFrigerator out of food / buy a New one
- Read book about cleaning toilets / Promoted to Doctor
- go swimming in a pool with no stepladder / die
- Lifetime achevement. / make a grilled cheese sandwich.
- spending hours on making a famiy and building a house / geting immediately bored and never play them again
- carpool to work / ...as a get away driver
- FIre! call for Emergency / Fire stops before they get there and get fined for wasting their time
- EAT TWO SLICES OF CAKE / BECOME MORBIDLY OBESE
- can't answer cell phone / sitting down
- Removes toilet / Sims scream and run around in circles
- NEED TO PEE / right next to the toilet, pee on the floor
- chat joke chat joke / marry me
- SIMS KNOW EACH OTHER FOR 2 DAYs / 'propose marriage' BUTTON ALREADY APPEARS
- Upgrading toilet: / beat it with a hammer
- boast about grandchildren / to grandchild
- enter a room and forget what you're doing... / maybe someone just deleted your action...?
- Tell boyfriend you never had sex with you're pregnant. / He congratulates you.