Ronald Mcdonald Call Meme Generator
You overhear your manager in the stairwell: "Look, I'll have it by Friday, just don't tell anyone yet." It's a leaving cake. You spend three days updating your CV anyway.
Your dad takes a call, walks out into the garden and lowers his voice. Affair, you think. It's the plumber, and your dad is agreeing a price he doesn't want your mum to hear.
You ring the takeaway to complain they forgot the chips. Again. The man listens patiently, then asks, quite reasonably, why you keep ordering from them.
The entertainer at your nephew's party is dressed as a pirate and spends half the party in the hallway on his phone saying "I told you, cash only, no questions."
Why it caught on: someone in the full Ronald McDonald costume, red wig and striped sleeves, caught talking on a corded phone in a restaurant nobody has identified, proves that a children's mascot doing anything ordinary looks instantly suspicious.
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Best Ronald Mcdonald Call posts
- no, i dont do kids birthdays / i just do the kids
- look i'll get the money / i just need a few more days
- YO, BRING THOSE WOPPERS IN THROUGH THE BACK DOOR / NAH, THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE
- hey babe, why dont you come over tonight / and let ol' big mac show you his quarter-pounder
- Wendy? Yeah, it's Ronald... / So, I just got back from the doctor's office..
- my little pony? / you want that medium or rare?
- salad? / dude, this is mcdonalds!
- you found a hair in your big mac? / impossible! we don't use natural ingredients!
- WHat?! / Make it Rat Mcnuggets, then.
- Oh we mess up your order EVERY time? / ...and you keep coming back??
- I didn't give you diabetes / and i didn't touch your kid
- McWhat ? He doesn't have the mcmoney ? / Tell him try my new Mcdick
- Pablo! / More Trabajo!
- I don't know who you are / But I will find you. I will kill you
- fire the fatties first? / that's all my staff
- IT TAST LIKE SHIT, IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT, IT MUST BE A BIG MAC
- You have swag? / You start tomorrow
- ''JOE BIDEN ATE HERE, AND LOST HIS SHIT''
- ''YOUR MOUTH IS WATERING, FOR ASS TASTING FOOD?''
- ''JOE BIDEN ATE HERE AND GOT MAD COW, SO WHAT''