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• Non musician in music building / *Glares*
• parallel octaves and fifths / result in dead kittens
• Theory I&II: These rules cannot be broken / Theory III and up: every rule you learned is now IRRELEVANT
• date piano major / get free accompanist
• "I love john williams' scores!" / no, you love dvorak's symphonies
• Feel awesome at your instrument one day / feel terrible the next
• Sing an augmented 4th / Mar-i-aaaa
• No bed in Music building? / Push together piano benches
• oh you're a soprano? / go fall in love with a tenor.
• English professor gives 12 page essay / Forgets you have 11 other classes
• Hates "All about dat bass" / because it obviously isn't true, based on the instrumentation
• listening to shostakovich: amazing / analyzing shostakovich: kill me now
• play piano part in large ensemble / no one will ever hear you
• Listen to non music major complain about 5 classes / laugh
• Meet someone on street, tell them you’re a vocal major. / “No, I will not sing for you NOW.”
• MUTE CHANGE IN 1 BEAT. FRANTICALLY GRAB MUTE. / too late
• SOMEONE PLAYS A DOMINANT SEVENTH CHORD AND DOESN'T RESOLVE IT / RESOLVE IT YOURSELF
• RECEIVE Conducting BATON For Class / "Expecto Patronum!"
• major in music and engineering / will have job after college, if still alive
• audition for concerto competition with euphonium / committee doesn't know what that is