Jealous Girl Meme Generator
Your partner likes a photo. It's a photo of a dog. You still check who owns the dog, and whether she's single.
10:03: "where are you?" 10:05: "???" 10:06: "fine." It is a Tuesday, he is in the toilet at the pub, and the relationship is now in crisis.
He's married in Skyrim. You've seen the house. You've seen the cheese wheels. You have questions, and she isn't even real.
Your boyfriend mentions a colleague called Sarah twice in one story. By the end of the evening you know her job title, her sister's wedding plans and her dog's name, and you have never met Sarah.
Why it caught on: a cold stare from a girl in a pink knitted top, from a photo nobody has traced, matched the jealousy everyone recognises in a group chat somewhere, and it is very funny when it's not yours.
Best Jealous Girl posts
- You HeLd the door for That girl? / I thought you were different from other bOys
- i'm always right / especially on my period
- Whos that girl who liked your status? / delete her.
- why is your password / not my name?
- you were inside your mother during conception? / i wanted to be your first!!!
- Time to play my favorite game / go through his phone and delete the contacts i dont like
- 10:03 - WHere are you? / 10:05 - ???
- don't look at the waitress / point to what you want
- you changed your PASSWORD ? / Are you cheating on me ?
- "You didn't return the text I send 2 minutes ago" / "What's the sluts name?"
- you let her sleep on you? / i don't care that she's your dog
- has a dream you cheated on her / no phone call for 3 days
- a girl likes my crush / ruin her life
- boyfriend has wife in skyrim / delete his savedata
- i dont care if he's a male doctor / never heard of homosexuals?
- oh you dated that girl in 5th grade? / i hate her.
- WHO IS SHE? / who is she?
- she posted on your wall / now you can post on the couch
- did that waitress give you / more corn than me?
- delete her from facebook / or i delete her from the world