Jay Wilson Diablo 3 Meme Generator
"We've listened to your feedback," says the app update. The button you used every day has moved into a menu, inside another menu, behind a subscription. "We hope you love the new experience."
The train company is delighted to announce a new timetable. There are fewer trains. They are slower. They now stop at a station nobody has ever got off at. Fares are going up to celebrate.
Your landlord has heard your concerns about the damp and responded by raising the rent. "The flat has character," he writes. The character is mould, and it is growing faster than the rent.
Management moves the office to hot desking "to give you more freedom". There are 40 people and 26 desks. The freedom is to stand. The free fruit has also been withdrawn, as part of the same exciting journey.
Why it caught on: Jay Wilson directed Blizzard's Diablo III, which launched in May 2012 to huge sales and furious players, with login errors, harsh repair costs and a real-money auction house, so his smiling press portrait took the blame. Everyone has dealt with someone who smiles while making things worse.
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- I release games like I ejaculate / Prematurely
- yOU ARE HAVING FUN... / iNCORRECTLY.
- I KILLED DIABLO / IN REAL LIFE
- WE HEARD YOUR COMPLAINTS / AND THEN DOUBLED THEM
- Reduces Server Load / By Making more people quit the game
- pvp on forums / no need for patch
- Everyone with talent has left / Job security
- I should have been fired during beta / but then i suggested RMAH
- born with one chin / then doubled it
- Diablo 2? / Never heard of it.
- We tripLED THE REPAIR COST / AND THEN WE DOUBLED IT
- repair fees too much? / buy gold from rmah
- We had trouble finding a good look for azmodan / so We used a picture from my baby album
- Legen.....Wait for it... / ...seriously wait for it.
- I checked out the forums... / we got mostly great feedback
- How to stop Botters / Make your game drop no loot and no money
- Champion/elite monsters are guaranteed to drop 1 rare item / it's also guaranteed to be crap
- My people have been scattered to the winds / but i will survive...if YOU buy something
- Look / Hidden Footprints
- People didn't like identifying objects / so i killed deckard cain and kept IDENTIFYING objects