Dwight Schrute Meme Generator

"The weekend went so fast," says a colleague on Monday. "False," says the man by the printer. "It was 48 hours. Every weekend is 48 hours." He's right, and everyone dislikes him a little more.

You ask the waiter for ice cold water. He's doing a philosophy degree. If it were ice cold, he points out, it would be ice. He brings a glass of water and a glass of ice, separately, so you can decide.

Your nephew corrects you at your own birthday party. "It isn't your birthday. You were born once. This is the anniversary." He's eight. He'll go far, alone.

On a date you say you could eat a horse. Your date points out that you couldn't, by weight, and starts working out how many days it would take. It's the most romantic thing anyone has done for you.

Why it caught on: Rainn Wilson's Dwight Schrute, of the American version of The Office, corrects people with a flat "False." and a long, needless explanation. Everyone knows a person who takes figures of speech literally, and the worst part is when they're right.

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Best Dwight Schrute posts

• internet explorer has stopped working? / false. That would imply internet explorer was working to begin with.
• The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach? / false. The fastest way to a man's heart is through his sternum
• Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger / False. strokes can cause long term paralysis of the arms, legs, and face.
• First world problems? / Earth is the third planet from the sun, all problems are third world.
• Curiosity Killed the cat? / False. I did and then stuffed it in angelas freezer
• This is going to be the longest weekend ever. / False. This weekend will be 48 hours like all weekends.
• meme generator generates memes / false. it crowd sources witticisms loosely associated with pop culture references in the vain hope that the hyperlink will become viral and generate revenue for the site administrators.
• "I'm sexy and I know it" / False. You have the sexappeal of a potato.
• "ALL WE NEED IS LOVE" / FALSE. You need sufficient food, water, and oxygen or you will die.
• Nothing rhymes with orange / false:nothing doesn't rhyme with orange
• A Penny saved is a penny earned? / False, if the penny was yours to begin with, there is no net profit.
• "its cold as shit" / FALSe. human fececes is around 98.6 degrees FAHRENHEIT
• "Anything is possible" / false. you can't eat a truck in one bite.
• Kristen stewart is a human / False. Humans have emotions
• ICE COLD WATER? / FALSE IF WATER WAS ICE COLD, IT WOULD BE ICE.
• Today is your birthday / false: it is the anniversary of the day you were ejected from your mother's uterus
• Diamonds are forever? / FALSE. THEY EVENTUALLY TURN INTO GRAPHITE
• The lord works in mysterious ways / false. The universe works in mysterious ways until science proves otherwise
• Headstrong won't take you on? / False. Headstrong will take on anyone
• Monday is the Worst Day of the Week? / False. It's Sunday. Anticipation of Monday is Worse than Monday itself