Diagnostic House Meme Generator

Diagnostic House is one of Meme Generator's memes, with 89 posts.

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• i heard you had the flu, wait a moment. / i'm sorry. you have a brain tumor.
• i know the problem right away / i tell you in last 5 mins of show
• you have aids / gonna cry about it?
• Is always right / nobody believes him till the end of the episode
• If you could reason with religious people / there would be no religious people
• I don't always take Vicodin / But when i do, i'll cure your aids
• Your Thumb hurts? / Cancer
• WHEN I LEAVE THE ROOM UNEXPECTEDLY / IT'S BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE
• Books? / PPPFFFTTT
• Dont worry / i will diagnose you ten minutes before my show ends
• Bad cough? / Maybe its this rake we found in your lungs
• legs mangled in car crash? / lupus
• The good news, we can heal you / the bad news, you can't afford it.
• If you believe in telekinesis / Raise my hand
• ONe man has an imaginary friend, he's insane. / Many people have the same imaginary friend, it's religion.
• You're not dying / You're just an idiot
• I got good news and bad news / Good news is that your gonna live bad news is, its only for about 2 days
• Screw the rules, / You have cancer.
• Here's your problem sir / you have taken an arrow to the knee
• hires team of doctors / epiphanies always come from wilson