College Liberal Meme Generator
You share a post about boycotting a giant online shop. You share it from the phone the giant online shop delivered on Tuesday, next day, free.
You make a speech at dinner about cutting down on meat. Then you have the bacon, because it was already cooked and wasting it would be worse for the planet.
You sign the petition for better cycle lanes from the back of a taxi, because it was raining a bit.
The essay on the evils of consumerism is excellent. It was written in a café, on a new laptop, over a £5 oat latte, and you chose the café for its wifi.
Why it caught on: a young woman in a knitted hat at an outdoor event, whose own story nobody knows, was cast as the campus activist for political digs, but the posts that land are the small hypocrisies everybody commits and spots more easily in other people.
Best College Liberal posts
- uses abortion as birth-control / Is an animal activist because all life is sacred
- hates it when someone stereotypes a certain religion / Stereotypes catholics
- mocks religion AS FOOLISH superstition / practices astrology and buddhism
- "I vote Democrat because I care for the poor" / "HAHAHA look at those uneducated poor christians at walmart"
- hated bush cause he was a war criminal / learned to love the Drones under Obama
- "i stand up for the poor and UNDERPRIVILEGED" / "why won't these uneducated, incestuous, backwater rednecks vote like i do?"
- Complains There are no Jobs for college Grads / majors in 12th century EngLish Poetry
- your rights end / where my feelings begin
- says she is tolerant of all different views / deletes you from facebook when you post about your conservative ideals
- Private property is evil / stop telling me what to do with my body
- "Don't Like Abortion? Don't get one!" / Wants to ban all guns and Rush limbaugh
- DOWN WITH BIG CORPORATIONS / OWNS BRAND NAME JEANS, IPHONE, AND DRINKS STARBUCKS
- Says libertarianism will never work in the real world / wants a government modeled after star trek
- hates religion / sucks up to islam
- "all republicans represent the 1%" / views billionaire democrats as the 99%
- "You need to inform yourself" / only watches "the daily show"
- says judging others is wrong / judges you to be a bigot
- FEMINISM IS FOR ALL WOMEN / EXCEPT FOR CONSERVATIVE WOMEN WHO WANT TO STAY AT HOME WITH THEIR CHILDREN
- I believe in diversity / except diversity of opinion
- we have no business in the middle east / we must stop kony