Bear Grylls Loneliness Meme Generator
The office runs out of milk. Gareth, who did a weekend bushcraft course in 2019, says he'll improvise. He's back in ten minutes with something from the vending machine and the face of a man who has done things.
At the festival your friend insists he can last three days on one bag of crisps and rainwater from his hat. By Saturday lunchtime he's paying £14 for a burger and drinking from someone else's hat.
Your cousin posts "just me and the mountains" from his solo hike. The photo is taken from fifty metres away, from below, by someone flying a drone. Just him, the mountains and a crew.
A twenty-minute power cut. Your dad has a head torch on, the tins sorted by date and a plan for collecting water off the shed roof. The lights come back. He looks disappointed.
Why it caught on: Bear Grylls, the British adventurer and former SAS reservist, drank his own urine on his Discovery Channel survival show Man vs Wild, and the internet decided that was his answer to everything. Everyone knows someone who reaches for the survival option while the shop is still open.
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Best Bear Grylls Loneliness posts
- Survives in the wilderness alone / With the camera guy
- lost in mc'donalds fun land / better drink my own pee
- "i'll bring the drinks"
- Pees on floor / 5 second rule
- Finally Found water / add powdered urine
- Wait a minute / this is lemonade
- offers you a drink from his canteen / pube on the rim
- Made drinks for my Party / Nobody Came
- gRYllS JUST WANt to have fun
- How many grills could Bear Grylls bare / if Bear Grylls could bare grills?
- thinks he is the shit / cameraman does everything he does one handed
- Next Episode / How to survive Portugal's upcoming bankruptcy with your own body fluids
- Daddy I need to go to the bathroom / Great, son, hydration is key
- I'M THE MOST ADVENTUROUS MAN IN THE WORLD / OH WAIT, SO IS MY CAMERA MAN
- YEsterday I ate a caterpillar / today i pooped a butterfly
- Found a fresh water source / Better Drink my urine
- hey everyone, drinks are on me tonight. / *unzips pants*
- how many bears could bear grylls grill, / if bear grylls could grill bears?
- the average person eats up to 4 spiders a year? / thats cute
- Government Shutdown? / Better drink my own piss