Zoidberg Meme Generator
Your friend sends a playlist called "bangers only". It opens with a song about a sad horse, followed by forty minutes of something that sounds like a dishwasher having a breakdown. You say it's great. You do not say it's great.
The group chat is asked where to eat. You suggest three places. Someone replies "I'm easy", then rejects all three, then picks the pub you went to last Friday and the Friday before.
Your team has just conceded a goal in the ninetieth minute, in a match that had already gone wrong in the eightieth. A man behind you stands up, claps slowly and says nothing. He doesn't need to.
You open the spreadsheet your colleague spent a week on and find a cell with a formula that just says "=1+1". Nothing else is wrong with it. Everything else is wrong with it.
Why it caught on: the picture shows Dr Zoidberg, the red, tentacle-faced lobster-like alien doctor from the animated series Futurama, wide-eyed and with claws raised in dismay while sitting in a theatre audience. Fans took his catchphrase-style line "Your (thing) is bad, and you should feel bad" and made it the standard reply to anything disappointing, from Internet Explorer to foreign policy. It spread because the format is easy to fill in, and because it lets you be scathing while sounding like a cheerful, slightly pitiful cartoon.
Best Zoidberg posts
- Your memes are bad / and you should feel bad
- Before you came into my life I missed you so bad / and you should feel bad
- your music is bad / and you should feel bad
- That joke was bad / and you should feel bad
- INTERNET EXPLORER IS BAD / AND MICROSOFT SHOULD FEEL BAD
- Your team is bad / and you should feel bad
- This meme is bad / and you should feel bad
- your foreign policy is bad / And you should feel bad
- Your healthcare site is bad / AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
- Your Class is bad / and you should feel bad
- YOUR PARKING IS BAD / AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
- Your trolling is bad / and you should feel bad
- Your Picture is bad / and you should feel bad
- Your Facebook poSts are bad / And you Sould feel bad
- Your taste in music is bad / and you should feel bad
- Your use of Memes is BAd / AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
- YOUR TEAM IS BAD / YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
- your joke was bad / and you should feel bad
- your television show is bad / and you should feel bad
- Microsoft, your Xbox One is bad! / And you should feel bad!