Your Next Line Is... Meme Generator

Your mum looks at the dishes in the sink. You look at your mum. "Your next line is: 'I'm not your maid.'"

The teacher sees the phone under the desk. Before he opens his mouth, you already know it ends with "for the rest of the lesson".

You tell your nan you've started going to the gym. She is about to say you're too thin. She says it.

The cashier looks at the shopping. You look at the reusable bag you forgot in the car. Your next line is "Yes, a bag please."

Why it caught on: in Battle Tendency (manga 1987, anime 2012-13) Joseph Joestar wins fights by reading people, and his party trick is to tell an enemy their next line before they say it - which they then do, word for word, to their own horror. The sub uses Joseph's grin for every reply you saw coming a mile off.

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Best Your Next Line Is... posts

• NOW YOU ARE THINKING / WHY IS THERE A JOJO REFERENCE SO EARLY IN THE MORNING?
• YOUR NEXT LINE WILL BE / IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
• AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO SAY "HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
• THE NEXT THING YOU WILL SAY IS 'THIS IS A REPOST'
• NEXT YOU'LL SAY: / CRACKER VOLLEY!
• NEXT THING YOU'LL SAY IS / THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
• YOUR NEXT LINE WILL BE / WATCH GOLDEN WIND THIS WEEK
• "THE NEXT THING YOU ARE GONNA SAY IS" / "IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE?"
• Your next line will be / "Is this another Jojo reference?"
• YOUR NEXT LINE IS / IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES
• NOW YOUR GOING TO SAY HOW COULD HE PREDICT THAT I WAS GOING TO DO THAT / WELL NOW IM NOT GOING TO SAY IT
• YOUR NEXT LINE WILL BE / "SORRY I LIKE YOU HAD A FRIEND"
• 5 YEAR OLD ME WHEN I HURT MY KNEE
• AND YOUR NEXT LINE WILL BE / "THIS IS A TOTAL SHIT POST"
• WHEN I SAY I CARE / I'M LYING
• NEXT YOUR GOING TO SAY / "JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE IS OVERRATED"
• YOUR NEXT LINE IS... / "ANOTHER JOJO REFERENCE"
• YOU DARE SUCK MY TOES
• WHEN YOU WATCH PART 5 / TELL ME HOW THE DONUTS TASTE
• SMART JOKES TO GIRLS ON THEIR PERIOD AFTER EFFECTS