After All, Why Shouldn't I Keep It? Meme Generator

The parcel arrives with a refund already processed and a note saying "no need to return". It's a coffee machine. You don't drink coffee. It's on the counter now, and it's yours.

The hotel bathrobe is very soft. The sign says it can be purchased for 60. You stand in front of your open suitcase doing very quick maths about how soft is too soft.

You borrowed your brother's hoodie in 2017. He's mentioned it twice since. Each time you've nodded sincerely, worn it home, and felt a quiet sense of ownership grow.

The cashier gave you change for a 20 when you paid with a 10. You're already outside. The bus is coming. Morally, you are halfway back to the till. Physically, you are on the bus.

How it came about: in The Fellowship of the Ring (2001), Gandalf asks Bilbo to leave the Ring behind, and Ian Holm's Bilbo turns it over in his hand and reasons "After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?" Fans used it for every small thing someone can't let go of.

Why it caught on: the friendly little reasoning in his voice is how every one of us talks ourselves into keeping things.

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Best After All, Why Shouldn't I Keep It? posts

• Me when I try to delete old memes from my phone: / WHY SHOULDN'T I KEEP THEM?
• WHEN YOU HAVE AN ALT ACCOUNT / AFTER ALL, WHY NOT / WHY SHOULDN'T I UPVOTE MY MEMES
• AFTER ALL, WHY NOT / WHY SHOULDN'T I GIVE ALAN 486 WATERMELONS
• AFTER ALL, WHY NOT? / WHY SHOULDN’T I EAT THE BOOGER?
• ME WHEN I'M BECOMING A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE: / AFTER ALL, WHY WHY? / WHY SHOULDN’T I WATCH THE 2012 SERIES?
• 7 y/o me drinking something with a straw: / AFTER ALL, WHY NOT? / WHY SHOULDN'T I BLOW BUBBLES INTO THE DRINK?
• No one: Great Britain in the 16th century: / AFTER ALL, WHY NOT? / WHY SHOULDNT I COLONIZE?
• ME: WHEN I SAW MY LITTLE BRO PLAY / WHEN I SAW HE WAS ACTUALLY DOING
• After all why ### / OKAY WHY ###################
• me when i randomly find a pen in my classroom: / AFTER ALL, WHY NOT? / WHY SHOULDN'T I KEEP IT?
• AFTER ALL, WHY NOT / WHY SHOULDN'T I PUT HOLES INTO IT
• AFTER ALL... / LET'S CLICK IT
• Every Cartoon shows working on a new episode: / After all... / Why shouldn't I try to add a little bit a romance to this show?
• *NOBODY* BABIES AT 3AM : / AFTER ALL, WHY NOT? / WHY SHOULDN'T I USE ALL MY LUNGS CAPACITY AND SCREAM
• MY EARBUDS WHEN I PUT THEM IN MY POCKET / After all, why knot?. / But why not knot?
• Tragedy: *Exists* The internet: / You know, why not? / Why shouldn't I make a meme about this?
• AFTER ALL WHY SHOULDNT I? / WHY SHOULDNT I TAKE THE WHOLE BOWL INSTEAD OF ONE?
• A BUTTON IN A KIDS MOVIE: *SAYS DO NOT PUSH* THE MAIN CHARACTER: / AFTER ALL,WHY NOT? / WHY SHOULDN’T I PRESS IT?
• ME WHEN I SEE PART OF MY SKIN POPPING OUT NEXT TO MY NAIL: / AFTER ALL, WHY NOT, / WHY SHOULDN'T I RIP IT?
• AFTER ALL WHY NOT / WHY SHOULDN'T I FINISH THIS M-