went full retard Meme Generator
You start a harmless bit with a colleague, a running joke about the office plant. Three weeks later there is a name tag, a eulogy draft and a shared calendar for its watering. Everyone agreed it was funny until you did the funeral.
A tin of paint, one wall, one afternoon. By Sunday night you have re-grouted the bathroom, ripped up the hall carpet and started a conversation with a stranger about load-bearing walls. The original wall is still unpainted.
You join a group chat to be polite. Within a week you are the one who sets reminders, makes polls with seven options and says "just circling back" to your own friends. Nobody asked, and everybody is quietly grateful.
You say "I'll just have a look at the spreadsheet" at nine. At two in the morning you have colour-coded tabs, a macro and an opinion on date formats. It was a list of five things.
Why it caught on: the picture is Robert Downey Jr. as the method actor Kirk Lazarus in *Tropic Thunder* (2008), the Ben Stiller comedy about actors in a war film. In one scene he lectures Stiller's character on why his award-chasing role flopped, and the line became a template, "never go full...", filled with whatever people thought someone had taken too far. The original word is a slur for people with intellectual disabilities, and the film drew criticism for it, so many later versions swapped in other words or topics, which is why the template spread so widely.
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Best went full retard posts
- Full Muslim... / Don’t ever go full Muslim!
- Yes, exactly. / Fuck you Erdogan!
- never go / full exocad
- never go / full atheist
- BRM / B *R* M (r=?)
- went full retard
- 1979, Women’s March In Tehran against being forced to wear Islamic dress / 2017, Women’s March in DC proclaiming their support for Islam
- The r-word is / pretty retarded
- Everybody knows you never go full retard.
- WHATCHU MEAN / "BLACK" FRIDAY?
- You went "Full Vintage" / Don't you know you NEVER go Full Vintage
- He went full spätzle? / Never go full spätzle
- Of course I'm allowed to say the r-word, I'm a black man / If I were autistic, then I would be allowed to use the n-word
- this website has gone full retard / never go full retard
- you went full rightard...
- never go / full amd
- you passed up lightning / never pass up lightning
- He went full libtard
- LOL
- Bieber? / Never heard of her