Unimpressed Queen Meme Generator
Your colleague announces a "fun little icebreaker" and asks everyone to share a talent. You hold the face of someone being handed a clipboard at a funeral. Nobody is spared, and the juggling is worse than the silence.
A friend plays you the song they've written. Four minutes, no chorus, and a second verse that begins "so anyway". You stay perfectly upright and give it nothing. Afterwards you say "interesting", which has never once been a compliment.
The fireworks go off at the village fete, and the man beside you says "Not bad, eh?" You've seen better fireworks go off in a bin. You nod, because the alternative is a conversation.
Your relative's new partner gives a ten-minute toast. It includes a PowerPoint. The slide that says "my journey" is the one that gets you. Around you everyone claps. You apply a polite, structural stillness.
Why it caught on: the picture shows an older woman in a peach lace dress and a pink feathered headpiece, staring ahead with deep disapproval. It was captured at the opening ceremony of the London 2012 Olympics and spread online as the "Unimpressed Queen", a stern reaction shot for any show of enthusiasm. It lasted because a face of total, royal disapproval fits almost anything, from a fireworks display to an "ice-breaker", and the darker captions were the cheapest way to turn her stare into a punchline.
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Best Unimpressed Queen posts
- I had fun once / it was awful
- now you're just some countries / that i used to own
- Oh, brec...sheet!
- kill the gays
- look philip / blacks
- Execute order / 66
- *Shuts Olympic Doors* / welcome to the hunger games
- RELEASE THE LIONS
- I could have spent £27 million / on corgi food and produced less shit than this
- I asked for Sean Connery / They gave me daniel craig
- Off With Their Heads
- i'm too old / for this shit
- Make Europe great again
- the computers / are quite rowdy today
- speaking german in english class? / I am not amused.
- olympics? / i'd rather be watching the new batman movie.
- Everybody was young once
- go to the opening ceremony they said / it will be fun they said
- nothing / just look here
- *Gets second place in a tournament* / "Second place is first place for losers"