Uncle Sam Says Meme Generator
The group chat goes quiet when someone asks who can help move a sofa on Saturday. Nobody types. Then your name appears, with a full stop after it, and you realise the silence was never going to protect you.
Your aunt spots you across the wedding reception and starts walking over, phone already in hand. She doesn't want to chat. She wants you to fix the wifi in a function room she doesn't live in.
The manager asks for a volunteer to take the minutes, and everyone looks at their notebook with sudden scholarly interest. You are the only one who looked up to check what was happening. That was the mistake.
The pub quiz team needs a person who knows about geography. Nobody does, but you once got Slovenia right, and now it's your specialist subject. Your teammates point at you the entire round.
Why it caught on: the picture is James Montgomery Flagg's "I Want YOU for U.S. Army" poster of 1917, in which Uncle Sam, the personification of the United States, points straight out of the frame at the viewer. Millions of copies were printed for recruitment, and its look drew on an earlier British recruiting poster of Lord Kitchener. It became a meme template because the pointing finger already did the work: it picks out whoever is reading, so any demand, request or absurd order could be added to the top and bottom lines.
Best Uncle Sam Says posts
- I want you / to pull my finger
- I want you / to speak in english
- Fuck you Erdogan
- I WANT YOU / TO FUCK ME
- GiVe billions to wall Street / Homeless soliders Starve
- i want you... / that's it. I just want you
- I want you / JAp immigrants
- I WANT YOU / TO KILL JUSTIN BIEBER
- I want you / to study US History
- Donald Trump / You're Fired!
- i want you / to join the army
- I want you, / to make me a sandwich!
- i want you / to help me with the random crap i've got going on
- Corporations are above the law / that corporations wrote
- fuck you
- I want you / To shut the fuck up
- i WANT YOU / TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
- Hey! Nigger! / Pull your pants up
- DEAR U.K. / FUCK YOU!
- The Faith in action network wants you!