Trade Offer Meme Generator
Your landlord offers to "sort the damp" in exchange for you not mentioning it to the letting agent. You receive a bucket and a sense of peace. He receives a glowing reference.
A colleague asks if you can "just take a quick look" at their spreadsheet. You receive forty-one tabs and a macro nobody understands. They receive your lunch break and a heartfelt "you're a lifesaver".
You offer to split the last slice of pizza. Your friend takes the bigger half and then asks if you're going to finish yours. You receive crust. They receive the moral high ground.
A group chat goes quiet after you suggest paying for the holiday deposit upfront. You receive a thumbs-up from one person. You also receive the full bill, with a promise to "sort it out later".
Why it caught on: the picture shows a long-haired young man in a grey suit, hands steepled in front of him, in a purple-lit room, looking at the camera with a calm, slightly smug stare. People caption it with "i receive:" on one side and "you receive:" on the other, listing a lopsided deal in which the poster gets something small and the other party gets something much worse. It spread because everyone has been on one end of a bad bargain, and the straight-faced delivery makes the unfairness funnier.
Best Trade Offer posts
- $1 million / Ball cancer
- a $2000 PC / single chair to use it from
- no more 67 / the great meme reset
- You admitting I was right / Nothing, because I was right
- ESCAPE FROM FUTURE DATES / 30 SECONDS OF UNHOLY STENCH OF DEATH
- 1 upvote / me doing 10 jumping jacks
- money / bad updates
- your blood / itchy sting
- carbon dioxide / air
- Peace and quiet / Tablet
- A upvote / A follow
- Your free time and your full undivided attention / Random useless knowledge that will not help you succeed in life
- Half of your salary, which you really need to pay your bills / Financial stress
- An up-vote / The satisfaction of helping a small meme maker.
- a stack of gold bars / 1 piece of gravel
- one upvote / me doing 20 russian twists, 20 pushups, 20 squats
- pokemon card / pokemon card
- Countless years of your life / Stress, pain, anxiety
- 70$ pre-order for GTA 6 / 10 years worth of waiting for release
- Your life savings / The Pokemon Card Set that I'm selling for more money than the set is actually worth