Tough Spongebob Meme Generator
You've been told off for something small, and your reply is a perfectly calm, tragically minor boast. The bedtime was 10:00, you stayed up until 10:05, and you want that on the record.
Someone asks if you're brave enough for the dentist. You have a sticker from the last visit, and you'll be mentioning it. Quietly. Several times. Nobody asked about the sticker.
A colleague has a go at your lunch. You hold their gaze and say that you once ate a sandwich past its date. Just the one day. You were fine, apart from the three hours of looking at your phone and waiting.
Your mate boasts about a scary film. You counter with the one you watched at twelve, which was rated a bit older, and you slept with the light on only the once. Maybe twice.
Why it caught on: the picture is SpongeBob SquarePants from the Nickelodeon cartoon, in a scene where he squints and raises one finger as he gives a speech about how tough he is. People filled in the "I'll have you know" line with feeble achievements, set against the grand threat the face suggests, and the template worked for any small act of bravery.
Best Tough Spongebob posts
- LIKE IF U HATE CANCER / IGNORE AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU
- I'll have you know that i got a flu shot today / and i only cried for 20 minutes
- I'll have you know that i watched a pg-13 movie / at age 12.
- How tough am I? / I watched Trump's state of the union address and didn't clap
- ADELE SAYS SHE CAN SET FIRE TO THE RAIN / WELL I CAN MAKE A CAMP FIRE UNDER WATER
- YOU KNOW I CAN LIFT A GIANT PENCIL / BUT CANT LIFT A STICK WITH TWO MARSMALLOWS
- How tough am I? / I stayed up until 10:05, even though my bedtime is at 10:00
- CANCER IS BAD / IT SHOULD GET CANCER THEN DIE
- yesterday a toddler called me a bad guy / and i only cried for 2 hours
- I'll have you know / Violets are VIOLET, not blue
- I’ll have you know I watched a video about asteroids possibly hitting earth / And I only cried for 20 minutes
- let me be clear on this / i will ANNOY you UNTIL you do what i want
- If school isn't a place to sleep / Home isn't a place to do work
- How tough am I? / I told a feminazi to get her ass back in the kitchen and survived
- ill have you know that i died on minecraft / and only cried for 20 minutes
- I'll have you know / skyrim is tried and tested method of prolonging virginity
- i must warn you / i have destroyed whole towns
- i warn you / when i screw up i do not accept RESPONSIBLY
- I infiltrated a whale's slumber party / and lived
- I will have you know that i stepped on a lego / AND ONLY CRIED FOR 20 MINUTES