Tobey_Maguire Meme Generator
Someone asks who ate the last biscuit. You say "no idea" with total calm. Your face says something else entirely, and everyone in the kitchen can read it.
You get into a lift, and a few seconds before your floor, something happens that nobody needs to know about. The doors open. You walk out slowly, eyes straight ahead, carrying the whole secret.
Your crush walks past the desk. You do not wave or say hello. You sit there with a small, tight smile, looking at the middle distance as if you'd been caught thinking about something else.
Your friend says "so you went out last night, then?" and you say "mm" and nothing more. The group chat has already seen the photos, and the silence is carrying the confession.
Why it caught on: the picture is Tobey Maguire, best known as Peter Parker in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man films, caught in a lopsided, closed-mouth smirk with his eyes sliding sideways. Captioners used it for any smug, guilty or faintly saucy moment, from innuendo to a very obvious "I AM SPIDER MAN". The face does the joke by itself, so almost any secret fits underneath it.
Best Tobey_Maguire posts
- Neither spit / Nor swallow
- joins club penguin / doesn't ask parents
- Face you make when you fart... / right before leaving the elevator.
- Your Crush walks by: / your face
- doesn't spit nor swallow / saves
- I AM / SPIDER MAN
- Looks like someone is being a silly willy / And I think you know him very well
- Oh so you went to AA last night / he was there huh?...
- do you see / what i did there?
- I just licked / Roberts butthole
- WHO FUCKED GABE?
- I have a plan / i will make a carrier rush
- That moment when / Its your birthday and your bestie got you an awesome present
- What mOney?
- i know / you are making this face again
- Some people say new Spiderman Movie is better? / I say look at opening box office weekend revenue... Scoreboard!!!
- wait, how did new spider-man movie do it's first weekend? / yeah, I thought so...
- The face / when i see my crush online
- CAN I GO TO THE TOILET? / CAN YOU GO TO THE TOILET?
- I SMELL / CHILDREN