That's My Secret, Cap Meme Generator

Your manager asks how you stay so calm when the system crashes. You aren't calm. You've been at a steady, low-level panic for years, and nothing can raise it further.

Friends ask how you're always on time. You aren't organised. You're always anxious, so you leave 40 minutes early for everything.

Your flatmate wonders how you can eat at any hour. Simple. You're always hungry. Even straight after eating. Especially then.

Someone admires how you never complain about Mondays. You're always tired. Monday can't make it worse; it's just another day of it.

Why it caught on: in The Avengers (2012) Bruce Banner reveals to Cap, mid-battle in New York, how he finally controls the Hulk - and the line's shape fits anyone's permanent state.

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• THAT'S MY SECRET / I'M ALWAYS DRUNK
• EVERY MORNING IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME. / I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, BUT SOME ASSHOLE ALWAYS HAS TO BE LOUD
• THAT'S MY SECRET / I'M ALWAYS HUNG OVER
• THAT'S MY SECRET FOR DAYLIGHT SAVING, CAPT. / MY SLEEP PATTERN IS ALWAYS MESSED UP.
• THATS MY SECRET / I BOTTLE MY EMOTIONS AND LET LOOSE AT HOME WHEN NO ONES AROUND
• IT'S HULK TIME / DO I TRANSFORM NOW?
• WHEN YOUR BROTHER GET IN TROUBLE / AND YOU KNOW DAMN WELL IT WAS YOU
• THAT'S MY SECRET, CAPTAIN / I'M ALWAYS DEPRESSED.
• THAT'S MY SECRET... / I'M ALWAYS HUNGRY
• THAT'S MY SECRET. / I'VE GOT ANGER ISSUES.
• MY DAD COMING AFTER ME FOR NOT CLEANING MY ROOM / ME CLEANING MY ROOM AS HE IS COMING
• WHEN MY MOM ASKS WHY I AM ANGRY ABOUT SCHOOL
• WHEN YOU TRASH THE LIVING ROOM / BUT YOU BLAME IT ON YOUR SISTER
• THAT'S MY SECRET / I'M ALWAYS SURGING
• GOING FIRST ON MEDICAL SCENARIOS BE LIKE / IS MY SCENE SAFE?
• WHY DID I JOIN THE AVENGERS / FANTASTIC FOUR WAS A BETTER CHOICE
• THAT'S MY SECRET. / I'M ALWAYS STRESSED OUT.
• THAT'S MY SECRET CAP / I'M ALWAYS TIRED
• I WANT A HULK 1/2 FLICK / WHERE NORTON HULKS OUT INTO RUFFALO
• WHEN YOU KNOW THAT / YOUR FUTURE GETS WORSE