teacher Meme Generator
A bottle of water on your desk, a perfectly ordinary Tuesday, and you are asked in front of everyone what is really in it. You say water. She looks at you as if the evidence has already been seen.
The bell rings and you stand up, because that is what bells are for. "Sit down, I haven't dismissed you yet." Nobody has ever seen her check a watch, and she always knows the time.
She announces that this is one of the easier subjects in the school. By Friday you hold three assessment tasks, all due next week, and a fresh appreciation of the word "easier".
You make one small mistake at the board, and it is discussed for the rest of the lesson. The class learns your name, your handwriting and the exact shape of your error.
Why it caught on: the picture shows an older woman in tinted glasses and a pearl necklace, cut out against a bright multicoloured starburst, her mouth mid-reprimand. Her name and the original photo's source are not known, but the format spread through Russian-language meme communities and then to English-language sites, where the stern-teacher caption pairs a setup with a cruelly unfair punchline. It stuck because everyone has been on the receiving end of a teacher whose rules applied to everyone except her.
Best teacher posts
- Bottle of water? / MUST BE VODKA!
- Bully tries to beat you up / Suspends you for defending yourself
- MAKE A SMALL MISTAKE / MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A RETARD INFRONT OF CLASS
- *Bell rings* / Sit down i haven't dismissed you yet
- "This is one of the easier subjects in this school" / Hands out 3 assessment tasks due next week.
- hates children / Works as a teacher
- tells you to take off jacket / wears a jacket herself
- You're homework is due today! / Never marks
- says it's an important subject and to copy what's on the board / doesn't get out of the way
- has a strict policy on deadlines / does not submit grades on time
- Learn to spell kids... / ...Auto Correct isn't always write!
- Affect vs. Effect / One's a verb and the other is an adjective!
- sees a person with a burka / asks you to take ur hat of
- CURVE? You mean: / "I want a higher grade since nobody got perfect"
- aSSIGN ONE PAGE ESSAY / COMPLAIN ABOUT LACK OF DETAIL
- Class is disrespectful / Calls out individuals
- sits black kids in front / to keep an eye on them
- essays can't be done overnight / "You have 1 hour to complete this essay."
- Your outfit is too revealing! / Is 50 and wearing a mini-skirt
- you're adults now, you're in college / no cell phones