star trek wtf Meme Generator
The checkout has 24 tills open and five of them have someone behind them. You join the queue that looks shortest, which is the one with a customer who has just discovered a coupon folder.
You scroll the new layout for four minutes looking for the one button that used to be there. You find a "Discover" tab, a "For You" tab and an update notice. The button is gone, and nobody was told.
You open the app for a quick look at what your friends are up to. It's a scan, a baby, a different baby, a scan of the first baby, and a person you met once at a wedding announcing a gender reveal.
Someone at the table explains with total confidence how all of it is connected, and you realise you started nodding about two sentences ago. The question was about something else entirely. Nobody can say how it got here.
Why it caught on: the picture is Patrick Stewart as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation, hand out, mouth open, looking as if the person in front of him has said something unbelievable. Captioned "WTF" and set over a two-line complaint, it became a stock reaction image for everyday irritation, and it spread because the expression fits every petty grievance equally well.
Best star trek wtf posts
- there are 24 registers at walmart / and only 5 cashiers...
- how the hell do i delete a post / in the new 9gag?
- of course sheis pregnant at 16 / her booty shorts say jucy on the back!
- why the hell / you complain about the type of men you date when you only date one type
- BRO DO YOU / EVEN LIFT?
- wa-Dafuq?! why is my facebook home page / nothing but baby pictures
- What does Syria have to do with Miley Cyrus and Batman?
- Joe Biden / Wtf is wrong with you? You can't use a shotgun to fend off criminals if you discharge all of the ammo on the balcony.
- and iiiieeeiii / will always looove yoouu
- roger goodell! / are you seeing these games?!
- Why the fuck / Do consErvatives want to move to Canada?
- Where the F*ck / Do you find all those memes?
- WHY THE FUCK / DO PEOPLE USE HASHtAGS ON FACEBOOK?
- WHY THE HELL / DO YOU UPLOAD EVERY PHOTO?!
- Something something / May 4th
- OH COME ON / how many gold medals does this fucker need?
- If you're Only 14 / Why the fuck are you debating with adults!?
- half these girls wearing yoga pants / have never participated in a yoga class in their life
- Guy in the left lane going the same speed as the right lane / why don't you get the fuck over??!
- why the fuck / dont you send it directly to him?