SpongeBob Burning Paper Meme Generator
Your phone reports that your screen time is up 31% this week, averaging seven hours a day. You swipe it away and open another app to calm down.
The bathroom scales say a number. You step off, move them to a different tile, and step back on. Science is about repeating the experiment.
A letter from the council arrives in a brown envelope. You put it on the side, unopened, where it can't hurt anyone. It's been there since March.
The doctor says to cut back to fourteen units a week. You leave, and decide fourteen is a lot, really, when you think about it, which you won't.
Why it caught on: in "Party Pooper Pants" (season 3) SpongeBob reads a soggy invitation, mutters about the physical limitations of life underwater and throws it on the fire, looking happier than he has all episode. The internet now burns every inconvenient truth the same way.
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- Fire doesn't burn underwater
- Cussing doesn't make you cool / Sixth Graders
- Kids need about 9 hours of sleep / Schools
- PLEASE READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS / LITERALLY EVERYONE
- GUNS ARE FUN ONLY IN VIDEO GAMES
- FORTNITE IS BETTER THAN ROBLOX / ME AND OTHER ROBLOX USERS
- JUST ACCEPT SOMEONES OPINION FOR ONCE / TWITTER
- spongebob is only for little kids
- PLANTS ARE ALIVE TOO
- How I treat my test after it got back to me :
- MAKING KIDS WAKE UP AT 5:30 IN THE MORNING IS NOT HEALTHY / SCHOOLS
- ENDING 2020 WON'T END CORONAVIRUS AND EVERYTHING ELSE / THE ENTIRE MEME COMMUNITY
- FIRE CAN'T BURN IN WATER BECAUSE SPONGEBOB LIVES UNDER WATER
- YOU CAN'T HAVE A FIRE UNDERWATER, IT'S JUST LOGIC / SPONGEBOB WRITERS & ANIMATORS
- MOBILE ADS WITH THEIR ACTUAL GAMEPLAY / Developers:
- THE NEXT CHESS UPDATE WILL NEVER COME / EVERYONE
- WE NEED 8 HOURS OF SLEEP / SCHOOLS
- FIRE DOESNT WORK UNDERWATER / 10 YEAR OLDS WATCHING
- REMOVING DISLIKE COUNTS DO NOT HELP SMALL CONTENT CREATORS / YOUTUBE
- PLANTS ARE LIVING TOO / VEGANS