Sexual Sloth Meme Generator
Your mate has had two pints and found a new confidence. He leans on the bar, turns to a stranger and says something he rehearsed in the shower. The stranger's face does what a phone does when it loses signal.
Someone at a family lunch makes an innuendo out of the gravy. Nobody laughs. He holds the smile for a full four seconds, as if it's the audience that has failed.
The group chat goes quiet after one message. Whoever sent it knows exactly what they did and is typing "lol" to see if that fixes it. It doesn't.
At a work do, a colleague discovers that a pun and a bad idea can share a sentence. He delivers it with a wide, peaceful grin. HR is not at this table, but it will hear about it by Monday.
Why it caught on: the picture shows a sloth looking straight at the camera with a wide, contented, slightly sinister smile. People captioned it as a leering chat-up artist, with a setup line and a pun for a punchline. The format spread because the puns were quick to write and the grin made every line feel worse. Many of the captions were deliberately crude shock humour, and a good number leaned on rape and racial jokes, which is why the meme is now remembered as an edgy relic.
Best Sexual Sloth posts
- so you like my bunch of grapes / how about i give you a bunch of rapes
- do you like hotdogs? / becuase im going to stick my weiner between your buns
- Sloth Approved
- They sent me to prison / The black guys came out of the showers...sore.
- Do you Need eye drops? / BecAuse eYe wanna drop my balls in your mouth
- A sloth is never late, nor early / he cums precisely when he means to
- are you from africa? / cuz i wanna know, kenya take dis dick
- I got a big tip on taking your vitamins / You can eat A, B and C, but you always swallow the D
- Roses Are red Violets Are Twisted / Bend Over bitch, you're about to get fisted
- HEY YOU / GET WELL SOON
- do you like dragons? / cause in a second i will be dragon my balls across your face
- Hi babe
- Speed dating... / More like speed raping!
- Hey Lauren / I heard you like sloths
- CAN I / SUCK IT OUT?
- haters gonna hate / sloths gonna rape
- THE POLICE CAN'T / UNRAPE YOU...
- Dashing through the grass / i'm coming to rape your ass
- i have a band / i called them the rape kissers
- I hearD YOU'RE INTO FITNESS. / HOW ABOUT FITNESS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH