Science Cat Meme Generator
You're asked to explain a cheese joke to a room of people at a work do. Nobody laughs. You explain the periodic table to a man holding a vol-au-vent, and he nods like he's being polite to a stranger's dog.
Your mate sends a pun about argon. You groan, reply "good one", and then spend the next ten minutes trying to think of a better one. You do not find one. You find a worse one and send it anyway.
Your old chemistry teacher said you had potential. You've spent years waiting to find out what it was for. So far it's mostly been for knowing which bottle is the bleach.
Someone at the pub says "actually" and the whole table goes quiet. It's about the pint in front of you. They are, annoyingly, correct, and nobody thanks them for it.
Why it caught on: the picture shows a fluffy white cat in round black glasses and a red bow tie, posed in front of a blackboard covered in chemistry doodles. It was one of the early image macros and became the standard face for science puns, usually with a setup line on top and a punchline below. The jokes are cheap, groan-worthy and easy to write, so anyone who remembered a single fact from school could make one.
Best Science Cat posts
- ACTUALLY... / ALCOHOL is a solution
- Hey there, / I've got my ion you
- What do you call cheese thats not your cheese? / Sodium, Carbon, Hydrogen, oxygen cheese
- Sorry I forgot your Sodium Hypochlorite... / But oxidants happen
- when you realise / that science won‘t help you in society bc you don‘t have a shadow
- Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "gimme an h20", the other says "I'll have an h20 too" / the second guy died.
- I'd write a pun but, / The good ones argon.
- My science teacher said I had POTENTIAL / THEN SHE PUSHED ME OFF A BUILDING
- Flexibility / you mean the ability to flex?
- Bartender says " what can I get for you?" a neutrino walKs into a bar. / This joke is under peer review.
- i'd make a birthday pun / but i'm not good atom
- What do you get when you add serotonin to dopamine? / mixed feelings
- SORRY I KILLED YOUR PET RATS / lET ME HELIUM FOR YOU
- I was going to tell you a joke about electricity / but it was too re-volt-ing
- So the good science jokes Argon? / I dont zinc so
- Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? / because you are be-au-ti full.
- What do you call a tooth suspended in solution? / 1 molar solution
- If i was an enzyme, i'd be dna helicase / so that i could unzip your genes
- I prefer talking to chemists instead of physicists. physicists have problems. / chemists have solutions.
- biology / where "multiplication" is the same thing as "division"