Ron Burgundy Meme Generator
Everyone signs the birthday card in the office, so you do too. You've spoken to Mike twice. Somehow you've written three lines about his charisma and a promise that the pub is on you.
You open the team meeting with your job title, slowly, and wait for it to land. Nobody looks up from their laptops. You say it again, a bit louder.
A friend asks where you heard that statistic. You heard it from a man in a pub, but you deliver it in the voice of the evening news. By the end of the night it is peer reviewed.
Someone's ex turns up on the holiday you planned, with your sunscreen. You've rehearsed your response in the shower for weeks, and it sounds magnificent. You say nothing and stare at the pool.
Why it caught on: the picture shows Ron Burgundy, the vain, overconfident San Diego news anchor of the 1970s from the comedy *Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy* (2004), in his moustache and burgundy suit. The character is a pompous, clueless man whose sexist "facts" are the joke, and the template took off because it suits any line delivered with total, unearned confidence, from birthday wishes to made-up statistics.
Best Ron Burgundy posts
- She took her ex on your vacation? / “Well if you were a man, I’d punch you. Punch you right in the mouth.”
- studies show that 4 out of 5 white girls / "literally can't even" right now
- It's been scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays / Tend to live longer. Happy Birthday, Mike!
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS!!! / MAY YOUR DAY BE FILLED WITH BOURBON AND DIRTY PIRATE HOOKERS...
- Women have a brain a third the size of a man's / It's science
- happy birthday
- Happy Birthday George / You're Funny, Smart, Good Looking. You Remind Me A Lot of Myself!
- CUSTOMER SERVICE / IT's kind of a big deal
- This Chili Smells of / Rich Mahogany
- Count me In / Oh... and my Salmon Pants too
- Happy Birthday Joshua / You stay Classy!
- What is this / Amateur hour
- if you were a man, i'd punch you / id punch you right in the mouth
- Arbys / was a bad choice
- I HEAR IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY DAN / THAT'S KIND OF A BIG DEAL
- Breaking news / Florida gators sucks!!
- This just in! / YOU'RE GONNA LOSE
- This christmas present / is kind of a big deal
- BREAKING NEWS / THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS Have already been eliminated from next season's playoffs
- Happy Father's Day / You Magnificent Bastard