RomneyMakes.com Meme Generator
You're asked in the interview where you see yourself in five years. You answer with total confidence and not one concrete detail. The panel nods. Nobody can fault a plan that doesn't exist.
Someone at the meeting says "we need more women in this room" and, trying to help, reaches for the worst possible phrasing. You watch the sentence leave their mouth and know it will be repeated at the leaving do.
A man in a good suit explains how people on a tight budget could simply be more careful. He is smiling and perfectly relaxed. Behind him, someone quietly closes a laptop.
Your relative announces at Christmas that the secret to success is to borrow money from your parents. He has been saying it since 2009 and his tone has never changed.
Why it caught on: the picture is a black-and-white studio portrait of a smiling man in a dark suit and white shirt, and it became the face of RomneyMakes.com during the 2012 US presidential election, where it was captioned with jokes about Mitt Romney's campaign. The "47%" jibe came from a leaked fundraiser video in September 2012, and "binders full of women" from the second presidential debate that October. Both gave the internet ready-made lines, and the calm, pleasant face made every gaffe look deliberate.
Best RomneyMakes.com posts
- You can't criticize my plan, / If I don't have one.
- I've got 99 problems / but 47% of them aren't worth fixing
- I don't always run for president / but when I do I usually lose
- hungry? / yeah that's not my job
- Lets feed the unemployed / to the hungry
- Binders full of Women / Women Love Binders
- Makes George Bush / Seem Like Genius speaker
- I DON'T ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH / BUT WHEN i DO...OH WAIT, NEVERMIND
- I'm Mitt Romney / And I don't eat Dog
- Did I say 47 percent? / I meant 4 to 7 percent
- It Puts the women / in the binder
- mitt romney / likes nickleback
- Hey I just met you and this is crazy... / but here's my binder, get in it maybe
- Marriage is a sacred union between one man and one woman / And onE woman and onE woman and one woman
- slammed for being rich / john kerry was three times richer
- Hey 47%ers, don't like taxes? / you should really look into swiss bank accounts
- If you're 60 or older / stop listening now.
- Let's get back to Medicare... / Obama sucks.
- john mccain turned down romney / chose sarah palin instead
- Yes, Syria and iran are Neighbors! / That's what Apple maps is telling me