Pedo Pope Meme Generator
You tell your mate his new jumper looks really good on him, and hear the sentence leave your mouth a half-second too late. You add a disclaimer nobody asked for. It makes everything worse, and the silence in the pub agrees.
It's Friday, ten to five, and the deploy has just started. You sit there with your hands pressed together, staring at a progress bar, negotiating with forces you stopped believing in around the second year of university.
The group chat is arguing about something enormous and pointless. Someone types a joke just on the wrong side of the line, then three more messages of "obviously joking", which only prove they weren't. Nobody replies for a while.
Easter weekend arrives. The chocolate eggs have been in the shop since early January, you've eaten two already, and you're now expected to feel something about the holiday itself. You pray the shops still have the good ones.
Why it caught on: the picture shows an elderly man in white vestments and a white skullcap, hands pressed together in front of him, and the label refers to the child abuse scandals that damaged the Catholic Church's reputation. It spread as a ready-made backdrop for deliberately edgy captions: religion jokes, "no homo" gags and crude jabs at whoever was in the news that week. It lasted because the pose, calm, pious and faintly smug, suits almost any caption that is too rude to say out loud.
Best Pedo Pope posts
- Fuck you Satan!
- Alah ahbar! / Fuck you Erdogan!
- God is real and exist. Atheist priest speech. / www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoYqwT4Q8rM
- No homo
- allahu at a hersy bar
- (゚∀゚) / Happy Easter
- It's friday / Let's pray. Allah ackbarr!
- Allahu at bar! / Fuck you Erdogan. Again.
- Yo!
- DO NOT LAUGH AT YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S CHOICES, / BECAUSE YOUR'E ONE OF THEM
- father's day / come to father at church
- ISIS Islamic State ISIL/IS Daesh, Al Qaeda (Al-Qaeda), Islam and Muslims in Mexico / The Maya and Zapotec of Chiapas, Yucatan Peninsula (Yucatan, Campeche and Quintana Roo), Oaxaca, Tabasco and Veracruz Southern Mexico
- Dracu reaper? Draku raper? Rapper? Raperr?
- Invocando demonio? / About what cantando you say?
- Etoi stoi? / Eto Kiril? fuckin' pope. LOL
- Aaave Maria / n
- Bring me that child
- POPE DECLARES BINGO ON CHRISTMAS A MORTAL SIN!
- /fu-pony
- ex pope / worships satan.