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Your mum asks why you didn't call, and the honest answer is that you saw the call, watched it ring out, and decided you'd text instead. Now she's typing. You can see the three dots. You have made this worse.

Someone at the table says white chocolate is real chocolate, and the whole evening tilts. You have views. You have a fork in your hand. Nobody asked, and nobody is going to stop you.

The same song has been on for forty minutes. Somebody's phone is plugged in, nobody is in charge, and the one person who could fix it is guarding the aux cable like a hostage. Switch it up. Anything. Please.

Someone you haven't spoken to since 2014 comments on your holiday photo with a thumbs up and a question about your politics. You open the unfriend button's menu slowly, with the calm of a man who has been waiting for this.

Why it caught on: the picture is a still of Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio, a DJ from the MTV reality show *Jersey Shore*, caught mid-outburst with his arm thrown out and his mouth wide open. People captioned it with indignant, over-the-top complaints about tiny injustices, and the funniest ones are the pettiest: it works because the volume never matches the grievance.

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