Oprah You get a Meme Generator
The office manager brings in a box of leftover conference lanyards and announces it like a lottery win. By lunch, everyone has three, nobody has a use for them, and the drawer in your desk is now a museum.
Someone in the group chat finds a 10% off code and forwards it to everyone they have ever met. It works on one brand of socks. It expired on Tuesday. The enthusiasm remains.
A relative discovers a pyramid of free samples at the shopping centre. You leave with four sachets of moisturiser, a tiny spoon of yoghurt and a pen. You were only there to return a charger.
Every January, someone shouts "new year, new me" with the energy of a person handing out prizes. By the second week, the gym bag has become a very expensive chair.
Why it caught on: the line comes from Oprah Winfrey's talk show in 2004, when she gave every member of the studio audience a new Pontiac G6 and kept pointing and shouting that they each got one. The template is a still of her with arms flung wide, and it spread because the structure is so easy to reuse: swap in anything, from free covid to a new year, and the whole room gets one.
Best Oprah You get a posts
- Free... free... / free fucking covid
- Wake up! Wake up!! / Wake up fucking idiots!!!
- Share... Share... Share... / Everybody shaaare!
- New year, new year! / We have a fackin'new year!
- Alah blackbar! / memegenerator. net/ Yall-Motherfuckers-Need-Jesus
- I am successful and rich / racism is still a problem in the usa
- memegenerator. net/ instance/ 85003581
- Stuff, stuff! stf uff! / memegenerator. net/ Oprah-gives-away-stuff
- you get a fake news and you get a fake news / and you get a fake news
- * * * / Green stars!
- 🍒 🍌 🍉 🍓 🍦 🍰 🎂 🍮 🍒 🍌 🍉 🍓 🍦 🍰 🎂 🍮
- Allah ackbar! / Fack! The bar is closed.
- Jeannine be like: / Everybody gets free food!
- you get lied to! and you get lied to! / everybody gets misinformed!
- You get childrens and y'all... / Oops! Overpopulation.
- You get a trip to hell! You get a trip to hell! / Everybody gets a trip to hell!!
- President! / Everybody...
- You get fireworks. You get fireworks. / Everyone gets fireworks!
- It's friday!
- You get a hellfire missile / Everyone gets a hellfire missile