Masturbating Spider-Man Meme Generator
Everyone you know is at the festival, the wedding or the big match. You are at home with the curtains shut, a pile of unwashed mugs and a free evening you have not spent well.
The group chat fills up with photos of a night out. You react with a thumbs up from the sofa, in yesterday's t-shirt, with a clear conscience and no plans.
Your friends are all getting engaged, promoted or pregnant. Your big news this month is that you finally found the remote. You tell nobody, since nobody asked.
A national event is being solemnly marked and the whole country has something to say about it. You are busy with something private, and it is not important.
Why it caught on: the picture is a still from the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon, showing the hero sitting alone at a desk, with a framed portrait of himself on the wall behind him. Around 2012 people began captioning it with "everyone's doing something big, and I'm at home doing something shameful". It spread because the format is easy to write, always ends in a punchline, and fits any occasion from the end of the world to a bank holiday.
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Best Masturbating Spider-Man posts
- Everyone's at homecoming / And i'm at home, coming.
- Everyone is singing with my granpa / And I'm just sitting in my room, masturbating
- Everyone is talking about the importance of Veteran's Day / And I'm just sitting here thinking, "Skyrim is two years old today....."
- my wrists arent the only place / i can shoot white liquid from
- guess you could say / i'm slinging web
- All my friends Are getting into college / and i'm just sitting here procrastinating
- everyone's out voting / I'm just here masturbating
- The Mayans just killed everyone / And I'm just sitting here masturbating
- MY COUNTRY's STARTING A REVOLUTION / AND I'm JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING
- EVERYONE AROUND ME IS GETTING MARRIED / AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING
- everyone's doing homework or at work / and i'm just sitting here masturbating
- i have so much to do / and i am just sitting here masturbating
- everybody's out, stalking one direction / and i am just sitting here masturbating
- This would have been a perfect time to masturbate / damn
- sees a spider on the wall / fap fap fap
- everyone's having a girlfriend / and i'm just sitting here masturbating
- Americans are celebrating thanksgiving / meanwhile i'm just here being canadian
- My Spider sense is tingling / I am being watched
- Ching Chong / Willy Wong
- Everyone's going to riot fest / And i'm just sitting here masturbating