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The call comes at 2pm, from a number you don't know, and it's the third one this week about the accident you haven't had. You say "I will find you" very quietly, mostly to the dishwasher.
Someone has eaten the yoghurt with your name on it, in your handwriting, on the lid. Nobody in the office knows anything. You open the fridge, look at each colleague in turn, and think about a very particular set of skills.
Your friend does the "arrow to the knee" line again. It was funny in 2011. You now do the maths on how long it has been, and it is not a short time.
Someone in the gents has missed the urinal entirely, and the cleaner has left a sign. You stand there with your hands under the dryer, composing a short speech with no mercy in it.
Why it caught on: the picture is a still of Liam Neeson on the phone, in a dim room, from the 2008 thriller *Taken*, where his character warns a kidnapper that he will find him and kill him. The calm, gravelly phone speech was lifted out of the film and attached to every small irritation, from spam calls to stolen vegetables. It spread because the threat is enormous and the offence is tiny, and everyone has a grievance that deserves the voice.
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- IF YOU CALL ME ABOUT A CELL PHONE PLAN UPGRADE AGAIN / I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL KILL YOU
- Oi Cunt Squad, Go to Nandos without me again... / I will find you... and i will kill you.
- I don't know who you are, / but if you eat my vegetables again, I will find you and I will kill you
- If you send me another request on farmville / I will find you, and i will kill you
- hey, i just met you and this is crazy / but you took my daughter. so i will kill you. no maybe.
- Creator of candy crush / I will find you, and i will kill you
- If you tell me one more time about how you took an arrow to the knee... / I will find you and I will kill you
- whoever is pooping in the urinals: / i will find you, and i will kill you
- I don't care who you are / where you're from, don't care what you did, as long as you love me
- hello would you like a new security sysytem free of charge / i dont know who you are but i will find you and i will kill you.
- Who is stealing the forks? / I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you return our FORKS now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you and I will find you
- I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. / But if you light off another damn firework, I will find you, and I will kill you.
- I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOu ARE AND WHAT YOU'RE DOING / BUT I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU IF I DON'T GET a POSTCARD
- If you pop my bubble wrap / i will find you, and I will kill you
- I don't know who you are. but if you keep sending me candy crush invites,... / ...I will find and kill you
- You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. / No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you.
- To whoever took my yogurt / I will will look for you, I will found you...
- I don't know who you are, / ..... that's about it actually.
- Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, THE A-TEAM and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus...and he punches wolves. / Why would you kidnap his family?
- I don't know who you think you are, but if you take away Pbs... / I will find you, and i will kill you