All Right Then, Keep Your Secrets Meme Generator

You ask the plumber what was wrong. He says "ah, it was the thing" and hands you an invoice for 140. You nod. You pay. You'll never know what the thing was.

Your teenager comes home at midnight. "Where were you?" "Out." "With who?" "People." That's the whole report, and it is somehow final.

The app updates for the fourth time this week. The release notes say "bug fixes and improvements". You have noticed neither, and you've stopped asking.

You ask your nan for her biscuit recipe. "Oh, a bit of flour, some butter, you'll know when it's right." You won't. You never will. She smiles.

How it came about: in The Fellowship of the Ring (2001), Frodo asks Gandalf what he's going to do and gets no answer, and gives up with "All right then, keep your secrets." Fans picked it as the reply to anyone who explains nothing.

Why it caught on: it's the shrug everyone gives when they've decided the fight for an answer isn't worth it.

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Best All Right Then, Keep Your Secrets posts

• WHEN A WEBSITE RETURNS A 404 ERROR / All right, then. Keep your secrets.
• WHEN A PACKAGE SAYS TO VISIT THE WEBSITE FOR NUTRITIONAL INFO AND INGREDIENTS / All right, then. Keep your secrets.
• WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE A QUESTION AND THEY TELL YOU TO GOOGLE IT / All right, then. Keep your secrets.
• WHE YOU SEARCH WHAT IDK MEANS / All right, then. Keep your secrets.
• When you ask your friend if he's dead but he doesn't answer you and just lays there on the floor: / All right, then. Keep your secrets.
• YOU: FINDS SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE THAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE COMMENTS: DONT ASK IF YOU DONT KNOW
• NETFLIX SUBTITLES (SPEAKING JAPANESE)
• WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND CHANGES THE PASSCODE ON HIS PHONE
• When 6 yo me asks whats for dinner and mom says its a secret
• WHEN THE VISITORS FILL OUT THEIR NAME AS XXX ON THE POPUP FORM
• WHEN THE SUPERMARKET CHANGES IT'S LAYOUT
• ME WHEN IT SAYS COMMENT HIDDEN:
• WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE NUTRITIONAL INFO ON OF JOLLY RANCHERS AND IT DOESN'T HAVE A WORD YOU KNOW IN THE INGREDIENTS
• WHEN YOU ASK THE LECTURER A QUESTION / ABOUT REFERENCES
• WHEN YOU ARE ON A DATE WITH A WOMAN OF DIFFERENT NATIONALITY BUT HER AND HER FRIEND START SPEAKING IN THEIR OWN LANGUAGE
• Ad: *tries to bait me into watching for longer than five seconds* Me:
• BEHOLD MY POOP SCULPTURE
• ME: *PUTS ON INCOGNITO MODE* / THE FBI:
• WHEN YOU GOT TO THE ORPHANAGE AND YOU ASK THE KIDS IF THEIR PARENTS ARE HOME
• WHEN YOU CHECK YOUR FRIENDS SEARCH HISTORY, BUT IT'S EMPTY