journalist Meme Generator
The night before the test, you open the textbook, read the first line, and decide the revision timetable needs colour-coding first. By midnight the timetable is beautiful and the game is on. You are, as ever, completely calm about it.
The Spanish homework is due first period. Twelve sentences, ten minutes, one translation tab. Your teacher will say the grammar is "interesting", and you will agree.
You hand in thirty pages on a Friday and spend the weekend imagining someone reading it. Marked, the first page has a tick and the last has nothing. The bibliography alone took you an evening.
Someone says they have a joke, builds up the pause, and delivers the punchline with total confidence. It is a single word. You laugh anyway, mostly at the confidence.
Why it caught on: a hand-drawn laughing face in the rage comic style, widely known as the Yao Ming face or "Bitch Please", taken from the basketball player's expression. It was dropped onto a red, yellow and blue starburst for the advice-animal format, where it was used for smug punchlines and shrugging at one's own bad decisions. It spread because the grin does the job of every caption: it says the speaker finds himself hilarious, whether or not anyone else does.
Best journalist posts
- Spanish homework? / more like google translate
- Americans are so fat that when there is no burgers around / they eat each others faces
- Roses are red, Valentine's day is crap. / i have no girlfriend, FAp fap fap fap
- Student Turns in 30 page paper / like that's ever gonna get read
- tomorrow i have a test / play pokemon all night
- Politicians are fear mongering control fools .... / who likely live in their basements now, afraid of their shadows, lol
- for the love of god and all that is holy! / i pooped in the shower!
- Girlfriend? / more like sandwich maker
- Geography of China project? / more like geography of wikipedia project
- selling hockers behind police station / last place they will look
- yao know / what i ming
- before marriage i used expensive cologne / after the marriage i rock the house with farts
- Woman's Rights!
- pink floyd "Money" bassline... / ...IT'S playing on loop in your head...forever
- found meme generator / can spam friends with crap now
- please close the curtain? / I pay extra not to see people in coach
- BUYS A GAME / DOESN'T READ MANUAL
- Finished a semester of university / didn't learn shit
- gentlemen stuff is outdated and stupid? / tell me again about the great guys you've dated
- 6 million jews dead? / who needs them anyways