Jesus Meme Generator
Your manager says "no stress, it's all fine" about the deadline that moved to tomorrow. Nothing is fine. Everything is on fire. But the tone was so warm that you thank him on your way out.
The friend who has never once been on time texts "see you in ten!" You know that means forty minutes. You also know that when he arrives, he'll be delighted to see you.
Someone at the gym tells you "you've got this" while you're pinned under a bar you should never have loaded. It's very supportive. It is not the help you needed.
The shop assistant looks at the bill, then at you, and says "great choice!" about the thing you picked up by mistake. You are now buying it.
Why it caught on: the picture shows the "Buddy Christ" statue from Kevin Smith's 1999 film *Dogma*, a winking, thumbs-up Jesus that a fictional church unveils to make religion friendlier and easier to sell. Online it became the all-purpose figure for cheerful approval and false reassurance, and for a while its captions were pulled into arguments about religion and politics, which is why so many of them are rows.
Best Jesus posts
- erdogan / sucks!
- omg!!! / erdogan = satan
- god is god / jesus is not god
- Jesus says / you have to!
- Santa Sophia says: / Fuck you fucking Erdogan!
- jESUS SAYS / MY VIRGIN MOMMY FUCKS A LOT.
- The jews / Killed me
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- memegenerator. net/ y-u-so-arab / memegenerator. net/ Trollface-Mohammad
- Hey climate change deniers / better get to work on that ark
- Ramadan / It's the bomb...
- I'm coming back soon. / You guys are really fucked now!
- noah's arc / complete bullshit demonstrating that the bible is pure fiction
- I hate gays? / You're damn right!
- Jesus loves gays / On fire
- remember what i said about gays / " "
- jesus says hey girl / just cause you talk about me on facebook dont mean you still not a hoe.
- good girls go to heaven / lesbians go down