It Was Me, Dio! Meme Generator
The number calling you looks local. You pick up thinking it's the GP surgery. It's a recorded voice about the accident you never had.
The email subject line says "Your refund". You open it with hope in your heart. It's a newsletter from a shop you bought one candle from in 2020.
You see a parcel on the doorstep and feel the joy of a gift. It's your flatmate's. It's a bulk pack of toilet roll. You carry it in anyway.
The friend who said "I'll just bring a few snacks" turns up with a single bag of rice cakes and his new partner, who you have to be nice to for six hours.
Why it caught on: DIO's smug reveals, "Kono Dio da!", from Phantom Blood onward, became the fandom's bait-and-switch template: set up one thing, deliver the vampire instead.
Best It Was Me, Dio! posts
- THAT ONE PERSON IN KAHOOT THAT TELLS THE CLASS THAT THEY WERE THE RANDOM USERNAME THAT WON
- My last name is Brando, and I have a big ego. Were you expecting someone else, because / It was I, DIO!
- YOU WERE EXPECTING A WAIFU / BUT IT WAS ME,DIO!
- Roses are red, violets are neato. You thought this was a poem, but... / It was me, Dio!
- YOU WERE EXPECTING A NORMAL SCIENCE ASSIGNMENT... / BUT IT WAS ME, DIOXIDE
- YOU WERE EXPECTING A DECENT MEME / BUT IT WAS I, DIO!
- YOU WERE EXPECTING AN UPVOTE / BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!
- You thought it was an interactive ad / But it was me, the app store
- YOU WERE EXPECTING A GOOD MEME / BUT IT WAS I, DIO!
- YOU EXPECTED HILLARY / BUT IT WAS ME TRUMP
- WHEN MOM ASKS WHO ATE ALL THE CHEX MIX: / IT WAS I
- YOU THOUGHT IT WAS KONO DIAVOLO DA! / KONO DIO DA!
- 1. BUT IT WAS I, DIO! 2. KONA DIO DA / SAME THING
- YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A JOJO REFERENCE / BUT IT WAS I, DIO!
- YOU WERE EXPECTING A MEME / BUT IT WAS I, DIO!
- YOU WERE EXPECTING A MEME / BUT IT IS ME, DIO!
- ME 292 DAYS AFTER I TURN 25 EXPLAINING WHY / "ITS ME DIO"
- YOU WERE EXPECTING A DANK MEME / BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!
- YOU EXPECTED A RICK ROLL / BUT IT WAS ME, DIO
- YOU EXPECTED THE NEW YEAR / BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!