I'll have you know Spongebob Meme Generator

You told yourself you'd start the essay at nine. It is now ten past midnight, you have alphabetised your spice rack, and you have written the title. In bold. You'd like it noted that you're basically halfway there.

Your crush replies "haha" to your paragraph-long message. You read it eleven times, tried to detect the tone, and showed it to a friend, who said "it's fine". You are still not fine. You have, however, only checked it twice since.

Someone asks if you're okay after the horror film. You are lying under a blanket with every lamp on and the hallway light too. You say "yeah, easy, barely scary", then ask them to stay on the phone until you fall asleep.

You gave up chocolate on Monday. It's Wednesday and you have only had one bar, which was a medicinal bar, and one small bar, which doesn't count because it was small. The streak, by your own accounting, is going great.

Why it caught on: the picture is SpongeBob SquarePants from the cartoon of the same name, shown with a smug, half-lidded look and one arm held out, as if making a point nobody asked for. People captioned it with "I'll have you know" followed by a boast that quietly undercuts itself, such as an achievement that turns out to be embarrassingly small. It spread because the format is easy to fill in, and because everyone has proudly defended a standard that was very low.

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Best I'll have you know Spongebob posts

• I'll have you know that I broke up with Taylor swift / And she didn't write a song about me
• I'll have you know I married my highschool crush / and it only took 17 years and 3 lawsuits
• I'll have you know my crush sent me a text / And i only read it 26 times
• I'll have you know, I've been studying for 15min / And only took a 2hr break!
• I'll have you know, that in my hands right now? / Exist the lovely amount of fucks I give.
• I'll have you know, i finished the walking dead episode 5 / and i only cried for 20 minutes
• like if you hate cancer / if you ignore god will punish you
• I'll have you know I watched a scary movie / and only slept with the lights on for 3 days
• i'll have you know / I SAW A dumb COMMENT ON YOUTUBE AND I ONLY ARGUED FOR 20 MINUTES
• I’ll have you know that I am not going again / To make a second opinion on myself before I go to school and then again I don’t know what to do with my life
• I'll have you know, i watched the angels take manhattan last night / and i only cried for the rest of my life
• I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I WALKED INTO A SPIDER WEB / AND ONLY BRUSHED MY BODY OFF 14 TIMES
• I'll have you know I infected madagascar / After they closed their borders
• I'll have you know that i bought my textbooks today / and i only cried for 2 hours
• ill have u know i played rainbow road / and i only fell off the map 20 times
• I'll Have YOU KNOW I ATE AN ORANGE AFTER BRUSHING MY TEETH / AND I ONLY CRIED FOR 30 MINUTES
• Ill have you know / I DREW A whale on my quiz and got full credit
• I played Mw3 / and i only raged quit 20 times
• i'll have you know / my pants are actually rectangular
• I'll have you know / i use google with safe search off