I have no idea what I'm doing - Dog with Tie Meme Generator

I have no idea what I'm doing - Dog with Tie meme template

You open the laptop to "just check one thing". Forty minutes later you have eleven tabs, a spreadsheet you don't remember making, and a calm certainty that you are doing exactly what the job requires.

The meeting invite says "quick alignment". You nod at the right moments, say "good point" twice and type something that looks like notes. Nobody has asked you a direct question. Keep it that way.

Your uncle asks you to fix his computer. You turn it off and on again, open the settings, close the settings, and say "yeah, it's the drivers". He is deeply impressed. You have no drivers in mind.

Someone sends a spreadsheet with a note: "can you just tidy this?" You scroll, you frown, you press a key that seems brave. The formulas hold. You will never know why, and neither will they.

Why it caught on: the picture shows a golden retriever sitting at a desk with its front paws on a keyboard, wearing a red patterned tie, mouth open in a happy pant, with a monitor and printer behind it. It spread as an image macro captioned with a confident, clueless dog at work, and it works because everyone has bluffed their way through a task while looking entirely like they belong there.

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